Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.

Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

– Clark Griswold
Christmas Vacation (1989)

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8 thoughts on “Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.

  1. Lampoons Christmas Vacation…
    A superb film with beginning to end
    laughter. I am just calling in here
    from Sage’s Space, I often check
    out friends of friends as that is one
    sure way of finding real quality…

    Enjoy the rest of
    your evening my friend :)

    Androgoth

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