Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.

Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when […]

And Now…This.

Just popping on to let anyone reading know that I’m feeling especially lazy and will be taking a break for the week (as you may have noticed by the lack of posts on Monday and Wednesday). While you wait with bated breath for my next post, please enjoy this list of my most favorite Onion […]